Charcoal

I Don't Need Therapy #2 T-Shirt

Charcoal / S
$29.99
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I Don't Need Therapy #2 T-Shirt

I Don't Need Therapy #2 T-Shirt

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Color: Charcoal
Size: S
$29.99

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Garment dimensions, measured flat. Consult before requisitioning.
Cleared for Daily Deployment

Ring Spun Cotton - Softer and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit, wash after wash.

Lightweight Construction - 4.5 oz fabric. Breathable enough for back-to-back shifts without requesting a break.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Modern classic cut. Works across most body types without requiring a separate assessment.

Printed in the USA - All orders are printed and shipped from the USA.
Engineered to Outlast Your Current Role

Reinforced Construction - Twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed-knit collar that holds its shape. Built for repeated wear without structural failure.

Seamless Body - Tubular knit, no side seams. Maintains shape over time without requiring intervention.

Tagless Comfort - Tear-away label removes cleanly. No residue. No follow-up required.
Satisfaction Guaranteed. No Exception

30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back. Unworn and unwashed, within 30 days of delivery.

Free Returns - Change of plans accepted. No drama required.
Specifications on File

The shirt that says what you're already thinking.

100% Workplace humor. Printed fresh when you order it; no warehouse purgatory, no existential inventory. Just quality that outlasts your current performance review cycle.

  • Unisex modern classic fit; true to size
  • Ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz, lightweight: 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
  • US-grown cotton; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified blank
  • Pre-shrunk; tear-away label
  • Natural: small natural flecks in the fabric; White may appear slightly off-white
  • Imported blank; printed and shipped in the USA

Wear your wit like armor.

Also On The Agenda

You Already Know What This Says

You've sat through that meeting. Said that thing. Meant something else entirely. Our designs don't invent workplace absurdity; they just finally put it in writing. On a shirt that's comfortable enough for the commute, durable enough for the long haul, and honest enough to make a colleague stop mid-hallway and nod.

That's the moment we make. And it starts with Add to Cart.

Frequently Raised Agenda Items

Estimated Delivery Timeline

All orders are printed on-demand; nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you.

Production takes 2–3 business days, followed by 3–7 days shipping. Plan for 6–10 days total from order placement. During December, add buffer. For orders outside this window, contact hello@theredefinery.company.

We'll get it to you. Patience is also a workplace skill.
Size Selection Protocol

Our shirts run true to size in most documented cases.

If you're between sizes, go larger; customer feedback supports this recommendation. Size charts with full measurements are on every product page. Still uncertain: hello@theredefinery.company.
Returns & Exchanges

We accept returns. No formal grievance process required. 

Unworn, unwashed items qualify for a refund within 30 days of delivery. For damaged goods or print defects, email hello@theredefinery.company with your order number and a photo of the issue. We'll sort it.
Print Durability - Post-Wash Performance

Our tees are built to outlast the average corporate initiative. 

Cold wash with similar colors, inside out. Tumble dry low. No bleach, no dry cleaning. Do not iron on the print. Follow the care label. That's it.

Treat it with basic attention and it'll be fine. Same advice applies to most things.