{"product_id":"34-i-go-submarine-t-shirt","title":"[34] I Go Submarine T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe shirt that says what you're already thinking.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e100% Workplace humor. Printed fresh when you order it; no warehouse purgatory, no existential inventory. Just quality that outlasts your current performance review cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGildan Softstyle® 64000\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex fit - true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMade, packaged and shipped in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWear your wit like armor.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":51181717094685,"sku":"10048014314102662713","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51181717127453,"sku":"18273857561090061107","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":51181717160221,"sku":"19516959208638474486","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":51181717192989,"sku":"32553477272277129686","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51181717225757,"sku":"12130497452703872652","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":51181717258525,"sku":"27563830083184016755","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":51181717291293,"sku":"36714470883039971944","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":51181717324061,"sku":"28324463007949242293","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":51181717356829,"sku":"78586559726011478966","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51181717389597,"sku":"16895527856925804212","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":51181717422365,"sku":"23645233788818616511","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":51181717455133,"sku":"21534750798201509499","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51181717487901,"sku":"23088047442233088193","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":51181717520669,"sku":"32593088564493033115","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":51181717553437,"sku":"31117546355269944268","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":51181717586205,"sku":"10244720208420959070","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":51181717618973,"sku":"17026820131446248067","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51181717651741,"sku":"17387501513188099527","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":51181717684509,"sku":"23229870070763656946","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":51181717717277,"sku":"12864269775258985759","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51181717750045,"sku":"17651949534973199892","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":51181717782813,"sku":"18816248222957049143","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":51181717815581,"sku":"19974263340581907114","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":51181717848349,"sku":"21084438661182677546","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":51181717881117,"sku":"24205959324447712558","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51181717913885,"sku":"31554437765242433158","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51181717946653,"sku":"32812903406461661741","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":51181717979421,"sku":"19028794591528672157","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51181718012189,"sku":"30136269402092895690","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":51181718044957,"sku":"56007256775204432106","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":51181718077725,"sku":"29471495885757865317","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":51181718110493,"sku":"47055668330853256224","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":51181718143261,"sku":"16013056690172111513","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51181718176029,"sku":"33239110040623608230","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51181718208797,"sku":"12747824098785854093","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":51181718241565,"sku":"14144936721231706418","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51181718274333,"sku":"77450026953984373211","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51181718307101,"sku":"19675315146394090794","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":51181718339869,"sku":"15807349383211882482","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":51181718372637,"sku":"27493596415361716706","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":51181718405405,"sku":"19395775789844705325","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51181718438173,"sku":"46092431777529219863","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51181718470941,"sku":"93639487433265712221","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":51181718503709,"sku":"15902166065930698825","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51181718536477,"sku":"20627718230334353867","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51181718569245,"sku":"14695396170482377062","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":51181718602013,"sku":"20588785263440334508","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":51181718634781,"sku":"29495908348499073891","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0958\/4125\/5709\/files\/631141347351132763_2048.jpg?v=1776506787","url":"https:\/\/www.theredefinery.company\/products\/34-i-go-submarine-t-shirt","provider":"The Redefinery Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}